February 2012
Teacher: A long time ago, people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: What?
Me: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And, although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Teacher:
Me: But I believe Aang can save the world.
Teacher: ...what?
Me: Need I repeat myself?
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
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